The men who did not drown watched as the Beautiful went down...

'Sup.

Well, I'm upping sticks and getting off the Wreck, meagre and lonesome as it was, and moving in here. It's much nicer, isn't it? Somewhere I can really see myself growing as a person. My mission, as always, will be to fascinate and to entertain - not only myself, but all of you pathetic guttersnipes as well.

Feast on me.

Welcome to my Tunnels.